After having his ass handed to him yesterday by the president himself, (Or did he? Says these crazy people here and here.) Donald Trump has miraculously received the crucial Joey Lawrence endorsement that will make him a lock for the 2012 presidential election should he decide to run which he won’t. FOX News, of course, Read More ...
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Because we’ve already posted one pseudo-celebrity solely because of her cleavage (It all makes sense now, doesn’t it?), here’s Kim Kardashian walking hers down to the nail salon where she apparently waved it in front of all the Asian help. The poor bastards probably go home and frighten their families with tales of how cheap Read More ...
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Here’s Rihanna receiving a full body scan yesterday which I’m sure had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that she’s an attractive young woman with great tits that people want to see naked. She was probably just talking with that accent of hers again. I bet it’s that. TSA #1: Did she just say, mon? TSA Read More ...
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“If a man only likes white women, you must acquit.” Redskins lineman Albert Haynesworth turned down a plea deal yesterday for sexual abuse charges stemming from the following incident at a Washington hotel in February. Via the AP: The eight-page document stated that Haynesworth was attending a birthday party the night of Feb. 12-13 and was ready Read More ...
President Barack Obama took the stage at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night and took on both Donald Trump and the "birther" nonsense.
Entering to Hulk Hogan's old WWE anthem "Real American" as Obama's birth certificate flashed on screen, he then treated the crowd to his "birth video."
After poking fun at himself and various Republicans, Obama seemed to delight in laying into the Donald (who was there) for what felt like an eternity.
Regardless of your political leanings, you gotta admit he killed it:
President Obama at White House Correspondents' Dinner
Following our 44th President, host Seth Meyers took to the podium and went off on all things cable news, birth certificates, and of course, Donald Trump.
Watch Seth's effort - and read Trump's response to being the butt of so many jokes (spoiler alert: he was not exactly pleased) - after the jump:
Seth Meyers at White House Correspondents' Dinner
Trump called in to Fox and Friends this morning, saying he was surprised he was such a focal point at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
"It was almost like, is there anyone else they could talk about?" he said.
Funny, that's what people have been saying about ... eh, forget it.
He went to tell Fox (of course) that Seth Meyers is "a stutterer" and that he simply didn't think he'd be "virtually the sole focus" of the evening.
The Donald then hilariously said that he felt the whole event "seemed inappropriate" considering that "the American people are really suffering."
That's right, folks. You've been enlightened. Because if anyone focuses solely on things of utmost importance at all times, it is Donald Trump.
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